World’s most poetic instructions, or world’s most instructional poem?

The new Crystal Maze is having some problems

Is Donald Trump’s police escort trying to tell him something?

Margaret manages to get her views about ISIS into a Garfield fan page

Reason to be cheerful – Nigel Farage is miserable

Sweet revenge for anyone who’s ever been screwed over by a vending machine

‘Pretty sure you won’t find a worse sequence of tweets for worst tweets of the year’

‘What’s your Jeremy Corbyn?’

This Jeremy Corbyn video: ‘Like when you walk back into the sesh after throwing up’

5 ways to tell that austerity is finally over

Theresa May’s Mexican wave ‘as badly timed as the election’ – funniest 14 tweets

Theresa May suffers Alan Partridge moment as even the wind turns against PM

Donald Trump blocks Stephen King, JK Rowling to rescue

People are very keen to know exactly what this MP was watching on his phone

How women appear on the front of GQ vs how men appear on the front of GQ

Downfall of Theresa May

The ‘title’ options for buying Royal Ascot tickets sounds like the suspects in an Agatha Christie book

Finally, a goldfish controlled hammer that smashes tiny furniture