‘If she can tell me what Lidl looks like from the inside, I’ll listen to Theresa May’

Man complains to Morrisons that his ketchup exploded, holds funeral service for departed condiment

Sky News reporters interview each other 20 yards apart (via satellite)

10 times we loved BBC News presenter Simon McCoy

Apparently combing a squirrel makes it stop working

Theresa May prepares for a leadership challenge

The German view of the recent General Election and Brexit is pretty damning

With the DUP in the news people are sharing this old Harry Enfield ‘Ulsterman’ sketch

People on Reddit have been designing bad volume sliders on purpose and it’s much funnier than you might think

People are posting #DupMovies to protest against The Tories getting into bed with the DUP and they’re both funny and satirical

BBC presenter laughs in face of Tory MP who promises ‘strong and stable’ government

Exclusive photo of Theresa May’s first cabinet meeting since the election

Melania Trump has finally joined husband Donald in the White House and boy do they look delighted

Your 11-tweet guide to new environment secretary, er, Michael Gove

This plan to stop people pinching milk from an office fridge has a major flaw

A big inflatable duck has been arrested in St Petersburg

The Daily Mail but with all the headlines replaced with real user comments

How original Batman Adam West, who has died aged 88, listed himself in the phone book