This comment on the Guardian is the saddest story about intelligent snails you’ll ever read

This article about the FT’s ‘Let’s do lunch!’ column has a killer last line

This chart of how dumb, smart, nice and a**hole-y birds are is 100% accurate

This is the funniest wrong number text you’ll read today

Exclusive! Wills and Kate caught on camera discussing their new royal baby

‘If only there was an easier way of phrasing this’

Teacher wears same outfit for school photo for 40 years

This really is a thing in a hotel in Belgium

Watching a panda eat bamboo shoots is really quite hypnotic

When you’re left a package and it traps you in your home at the same time

The back story to the “distracted boyfriend” meme explains everything

When you wait an hour to see the Flying Scotsman and then this happens

This road in Australia is so boring they have trivia signs to keep drivers awake

If only someone could make that bit from Superman a reality

Spot Donald Trump’s schoolboy error as he loads Hurricane Harvey aid onto truck

This graffiti in Newcastle tells a touching father and son story

Duke and Duchess of Cambridge announce third baby – 13 favourite responses online

The Daily Post Wales has the best headline for news of the Duchess of Cambridge’s pregnancy