8 bits of wholly fabricated, sensationally ludicrous #FakeTrumpNews

This is the Snow Droid you’re looking for

This revelation about Monster Munch will blow your mind

A 56-year-old divorced man will take you to Coachella if you meet his 20 creepy demands

Squire Kim Joseph Hollick De La Taste Tickell – most eccentric pub landlord ever?

5 wedding guests who have different priorities to the bride and groom

CANCELLED! Joseph Fiennes as Michael Jackson: “Like a Noel Fielding puppet rescued from a fire”

This anecdote from a teacher laughing about a student saying “fricking elephant” is a small but perfectly formed anecdote

Footballer pretends his passport is a phone to avoid the press

This letter makes a good point about Lance Armstrong

What happens when you ask Facebook for help

Depressed bowl of Christmas nuts wonders why nobody has touched it in weeks

“Spotted in the washroom at work…”

When Donald Trump was owned by, er, a BBC News caption writer

‘Are we living in Nazi Germany?’ asks Donald Trump. “Not until you’re in charge,” replies Twitter

There’s no going back once you’ve glimpsed a featherless owl

Turkish Airlines’ de-icing method is fairly low-tech and quite haphazard

This Donald Trump advert has taken on a whole new meaning