Question of the day

Man makes a key error when he texts his boss trying to get out of work

“No Richard, you’re strangling the WRONG president!”

Who knew Eastenders was so obsessed with beef?

Keen-eared dog knows exactly when the biscuit tin is opened

Donald Trump’s list of “unreported attacks” spells “attacker” wrong 27 times

19 awful estate agent photographs that’ll make you glad you can’t afford to buy a house anyway because they’re all terrible

A Cheeto that looks like Harambe has sold on eBay for $99,900

Why you should think twice about getting a tattoo in a language you don’t understand

For some reason this rather marvellous montage of the Queen reminded us of Doctor Who

Meanwhile in Washington

How to remote control your bulldog using electronics and a sausage

First Brexit, then Trump … now the meteors have started

Trump’s latest executive order – the one where he turns into the devil

Piers Morgan owned by Channel 4’s Jon Snow on Twitter

“Donaeld The Unready” tweets as if Trump is a mad medieval king

These pictures nail who’s really in charge at the White House

28 laughably desperate tweets moaning about non-existent problems