Zombie Boy launches Platform 15 at Thorpe Park

Someone called Michael has lightly trolled an Australian news channel in a very playful way

This till receipt amusingly acknowledges that many people end up forced to use them as napkins

UKIP leader Diane James resigns – the best 6 Twitter gags

9 politicians standing in places they probably regretted afterwards

Using Kanye West as your phone wallpaper makes even the crappiest texts fantastic

This man’s Facebook post about being attacked by a bear twice has gone viral because it’s so compelling

These ladies leggings accidentally make it look like the lady has a sizeable dong

This Private Eye story has gone viral because it nails Brexit

Adding Skeletor improves crappy picture frames by about 5,000%

Woman gets man to clean up house using “Liquid Ass” and tells her story in Amazon comments

Hotel spends thousands on switching iPhone docks from 25pin ones to Lightening and then…

French goalkeeper makes a spectacular triple save on a penalty

This note from a teacher speaks a great truth about essays

“And the A-hole of the year parking award goes to…”

Man advertises car on Craiglist who clearly doesn’t want to actually sell the car

Here’s a couple of great suggestions for the new British passport design

Here’s the Conservative Party Conference schedule for today