The Irish for accountant might be a bit harsh

Diners get weird “seen rat” discount after restaurant rodent scare

The anatomy of Antarctica

Waterstones shop assistant nails 2017 in five words

A sneaky audience member on Question Time did the “thumb trick” last night

Absolutely the best story you will read today

Googly-eyed robot outsmarts the “I’m Not a Robot” Captcha test

Unfortunate typo or the worst place in the world for a swim?

If Donald Trump doesn’t get us, giant asteroid will. Happy Friday!

This Spinal Tap mash-up turns Donald Trump up to 11

Theresa May’s list of “Trump do’s and dont’s”

La La Land – but what about the other Teletubbies?

Post-it notes make panel show mathematics possible

Greyhound versus a… slice of dried sweet potato?

“Hey! This is a library!” Student goes viral after silencing Trump protest

That scary Donald Trump interview made even scarier

Build your own Donald Trump wall

Piers Morgan is really venting in the 8 articles he’s written today