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If Donald Trump doesn’t get us, giant asteroid will. Happy Friday!

A giant asteroid 2.2km across will slam into Earth next week with the impact of a huge atomic weapon causing mega tsunamis around the globe, conspiracy theorists have warned.

That’s the good news. The bad news is Donald Trump’s still president.

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NASA says there’s nothing to worry about and the apocalypse asteroid will in fact past 32 million miles away. A near miss, then.

Still, mankind’s inevitable extinction edged closer after the “doomsday clock” – basically, mystic Meg’s alarm clock – was brought forward by 30 seconds by scientists.

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Although, let’s face it, it’s not even a real clock.

Donald Trump was to blame, along with climate change, nuclear proliferation and rampant nationalism.

Basically, Trump’s three favourite things.

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Happy Friday!