Keith Vaz MP caught with rent boys: the best five tweets

Holy shit – this video clip of Ed Balls on Strictly Come Dancing is insane

Claims company gets the witness of a crime to fill in a report

See if you can work out why the DVLA has banned these nine licence plates

This charming clip of an elderly couple filming an ad has gone viral because he just can’t remember his line

Important information: someone has spotted a touch screen that you should NEVER touch

7 times Canadian graffiti got completely out of control

Wise words to live by

Two-year-old has an interesting approach to ethics and the ‘trolley problem’

The leaked minutes of the cabinet’s “Brexit Brainstorm” show how the Uk will leave the EU

This letter to Viz is perfect

The seven best pisstaking tweets on the government’s ‘Brexit brainstorm’

This must be the most underwhelming superhero ever…

This guy has nailed the best way to never lose luggage at the airport

This “I hate my job” post is possibly the most relatable story you’ll ever read

Ooops! The placing of this image next to this “dead cat” story is, what can we say, unfortunate

Leaving this book of fake-witchy spells in a bookshop is an act of witch trolling genius

Someone has been improving pedestrian crossings in Melbourne