12 bad choices of places to fall asleep

The West Highland Free Press have a terrific write-up of an “American man” who visited Skye

Parents are sharing the funniest detention slips their kids have got

Dare you play the chicken game?

Czech university adopts a pelican, and the resulting photoshoot is wonderful

Jeremy Vine says that this “Veet for Men” Amazon review is “the funniest in history”

Don’t ever wake up a tiger when it’s having a nap

Benedict Cumberbatch is obviously very shy

10 times Google understood exactly what you wanted

This “types of homosexuals” list from a 1958 Government report makes for some extraordinary reading

This story about Ted Cruz buying 100 cans of soup is so bizarre that you’ll have unanswered questions

Definitive proof that Mark Hamill gives the best autographs in the entire galaxy

Seagull starts a brawl with its own reflection

Two rival dictionaries are arguing on Twitter and it’s wonderful

So the new Microsoft “caption bot” is hilariously bad at captions: the only three tweets you need

How to properly pet animals

Tennis player makes an awkward accidental fist bump

Man has “Donald Trump with a small p***s” tattooed onto his leg