This story about Ted Cruz buying 100 cans of soup is so bizarre that you’ll have unanswered questions

Heidi Cruz – wife of presidential hopeful Ted – has shared a story with CNN so extraordinarily odd that we’re not sure if the guy is human.

READ IT NOW.

When I married Ted, we got back from our honeymoon, and he went off to the store and came home by himself. And I was completely shocked to see that he arrived back at our apartment with literally 100 cans of Campbell’s Chunky soup. I never bought 100 of anything.

This was shocking to me, so we had a tough conversation about it. I said, “You don’t buy 100 of anything, much less canned soup. We can’t do this. I’ll be making things.” He said, “No, I know you. you won’t be making things.”

So the next morning, it was a weekend morning, I loaded up our car before he woke up and returned every single can. And when I got home, I called my mother just to make sure I’d done the right thing as a newlywed. And she emphatically disagreed with me. And so when Ted opened the pantry, I had to quickly tell him that I would go back and buy those cans again.

WHAT?!

To help you visualise this here’s 100 cans of soup:

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PHEW! SOME SCROLLING! AND…. AS A TREAT HERE’S A PHOTO OF TED THINKING ABOUT SOUP:

Mmmm…. Soup.

Source: http://gawker.com/after-his-honeymoon-ted-cruz-immediately-bought-100-ca-1770893594