Twitter Account @YouAreDogNow will find your canine doppelganger

Love this anecdote about ex-England goalie Peter Shilton’s useless motivational speech

Dog is far too excited to look where he’s going

13 police sketches of literary characters based on their book descriptions

When science finds out what we know already

What happens when you wash Chewbacca

This bus route looks like an anatomically accurate picture of a gentleman’s dangly bits

Hot new nail polish shades for 2016

Flooring company nails its slogan

It’s easy to spot a future programmer

Quiz: Can YOU tell if these horses are being radicalised by extremists?

Improved names for ‘Planet Nine’

This apprentice plumber thought he had successfully fitted his first toilet

Woman fends off an unwanted admirer by texting him Silence of the Lambs quotes

Early contender for Wildlife Photographer Of The Year

Some alternative TV awards that you might actually care about

There’s an “Organic Vegan Quad Copter Drone” for sale on eBay

It’s a sad day on Sesame Street