Someone you work with probably deserves this card

These Oscars nominees look like the same woman at different stages of her life

Swearing and death might convince you that turtles are terrifying predators

This giant snow penis is far too dangerous to remove

Modern conspiracy titles for Tintin adventures

How to use a lake to launch a ball really high

Footprints of different animals

Swedish TV accidentally ran subtitles from a kids show over political debate

Meanwhile on Mount Rushmore

Tony Blair to be subject of second season of Making a Murderer

Woman mistakes physics forum for psychic forum

Who wore it better?

Twitter reacts to Twitter being down (when it was back up)

This cat’s chin fur makes her look permanently surprised

The Guardian is having some difficulties today

Someone has put party tooters into a car exhaust so you don’t have to

The Phil & Peggy faceswap is the faceswap you never knew you needed.

Man can’t stop laughing as his mum gets into the wrong car