‘What common phrase do you hate?’ – 22 saying that give you the ick and live rent free in your head

Is a fish an animal? This podcaster’s hilarious insistence that it isn’t is an absolute classic

You don’t need to speak French to appreciate this très bonne front page of Le Journal de Montréal – just bask in its glory

Trump’s trade war ‘win’ over Canada wasn’t the slam dunk the White House said it was and no-one said it better than CNN’s Kaitlan Collins

Donald Trump asked who signed this terrible deal and even though you can see it coming it’s no less jaw-dropping for it

Adrian Chiles knocks it out of the park once again with his latest surreal Guardian column

This Australian podcaster put her Italian mum’s non-stop nattering ability to the test – and she passed with flying colours

Elon Musk has shut down USAID, the US overseas aid agency – 17 horrified reactions

‘What’s an obvious sign someone’s American?’ – 23 nailed-on telltale signs, y’all!

This restaurant’s jaw-dropper of a refusal to budge on a customer’s burger request is an all time hall of famer

13 favourite moments from ‘Out of Context Dogs’ on Twitter to give you an escape from everything else that’s going on right now

13 unlikely bedtime behaviours people thought were normal until a partner told them otherwise

This fabulous Tracey Ullman sketch just went viral and you don’t have to be a woman of a certain age to appreciate it (but it helps)

This scammer was given a glorious taste of their own medicine and the A++ payoff was brilliantly done

We’ll never get tired of how this teacher put a rude former pupil very firmly in his place

Richard Tice accused Kay Burley of not being interested in the UK and was gloriously owned into next week

We’re pretty sure they couldn’t reproduce this superbly timed yoga pose if they tried

No newspaper would publish this cartoon which perfectly captures what Trump is doing to the US and the rest of the world right now