Sign of the week

17 favourite things people said about this portrait of Donald and Melania Trump

You can see the moment this pro-lifer’s brain flips at a question from The Good Liars

Comeback of the day

17 favourite things people are saying about Nadhim Zahawi right now

People have been coming up with Awfully British Gritter Names – 17 puntastic favourites

Mishal Husain skewering this Tory minister over Nadhim Zahawi’s £5m tax bill is a fabulous listen

Map of the day

James O’Brien voiced the public’s irritation at the latest scandal involving Boris Johnson and other people’s money

16 weird and funny posts from the Nextdoor neighbourhood noticeboard app

Fox News’ Tucker Carlson claims nicotine ‘frees your mind’ – 14 absolutely smoking reactions

27 things that quietly went away and we didn’t even notice (until we read this)

This AI app makes it look like you’re always looking into the camera and it’s today’s creepiest thing

Alison Hammond calling out government corruption as she sees it was a hilarious TV moment

This savage comeback was harsh but surely very fair

This hilariously over-excited Pomeranian doing agility is one minute very well spent

As if this customer complaint wasn’t bad enough, the boss’s response was off the scale

Stop everything for the fight of the century – between two lambs