Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week

An American’s bill for 5 minutes with a cardiologist had the rest of the world shaking its head

‘Ashamed’ Huw Edwards was caught eating a croissant and it’s today’s funniest 14 seconds

This restaurant receipt contains a very unexpected freebie

People love this most British of notices warning dog owners about this cat

A teacher asked 6-year-olds to invent a new Olympic sport and their suggestions are pure gold

Benedict Cumberbatch trying to decipher Ariana Grande lyrics is all of us

The government is scrapping a radioactivity rule for food – 15 nuclear reactions

Five at 5 from the Poke – our most popular stories of the day

Jacob Rees-Mogg got his rhyming dictionary out and Sue Perkins had the best response

These guys running around Tokyo like they’re in a video game is incredibly well done

This salutary lesson for Tinder users has just gone viral all over again

Tim Burgess’s Piers Morgan takedown was the subtlest burn and all the better for it

This duck running a ‘marathon’ and getting a medal is just the content we needed today

How googly eyes ruined a first date has gone viral all over again

Only 5 responses you need to the Daily Mail’s ‘left-wing lawyers’ front page

Piers Morgan’s TV ratings tumbled 80% and it’s not just Donald Trump putting the boot in – 9 favourite takedowns

This Tory rap mash-up is Cassetteboy’s latest NSFW triumph