Just 22 bizarre Duolingo phrases you’ll hopefully never need to use

Michael Heseltine shredding these Talk TV Brexiteers is a most satisfying watch

Just the Defence Secretary proving MPs can give a straight (NSFW) answer when they want to

18 times the Respectful Memes Twitter account made the internet a more pleasant place

There’s not enough nope in the world for this Chinese tourist attraction

Yorkshire Tea’s test of love brewed up a Twitter storm

‘Seinfeld’ soundtracked with the music from ‘Twin Peaks’ is an absolute treat

23 funniest snapshots from ‘It’s Graffiti, but why?’ on Facebook

This pilot accidentally giving a passenger announcement to air traffic control is making everyone’s day better

Who better to teach us Aussie slang than Cate Blanchett?

These magnificently chaotic ‘acknowledgements’ are more entertaining than some entire books

This ancient Greek slapdown is as brutally effective today as it was 2,500 years ago

There’s no love lost on this woman who wants a Valentine’s party cancelled because kids can’t go

James Acaster on the British Empire has just gone viral again and it’s 3 minutes well spent

Comeback of the day

14 funniest Valentine’s Day design fails (only occasionally accidentally on purpose)

Bad Lip Reading made these US politicians look even more ridiculous

Not even Mr Bean could have made this Valentine’s gifts fail more slapstick than it is