Simply 9 of the funniest and most brutal comebacks of the week

This dog bearly makes it and it’s the most jaw-dropping 6 seconds you’ll watch today

These 1950s ‘tips to look after your husband’ are quite the read

Dominic Raab was so excited he knew the cost of petrol you’ll be cringing into next week

This news report about an alligator in a Belfast pub in 1988 is the most extraordinary thing you’ll watch today

The single most earth-shattering fact we’ve learned today (and possibly any day)

Takedown of the day

This Tucker Carlson supercut from a single episode is both hilarious and mildly terrifying

27 times this spoof customer care account hilariously trolled people complaining on Twitter

Nadine Dorries admitted she shares her Netflix account and it’s peak Dorries – 9 favourite takedowns

Nadine Dorries was so confidently incorrect about Channel 4 you’ll be laughing (and screaming) into next week

This Polish phonetic map of south-east England from the Cold War is fascinating stuff

The payoff to this tale of excruciating family embarrassment is an all-time classic

‘What is the pettiest reason you can’t date someone?’ – 23 trivial (and very funny) dealbreakers

This restaurant’s ‘no TikTok videos’ rule really isn’t messing around

This ‘bionic reading’ way of helping you absorb words faster is a fascinating read (however long you take)

This Indian restaurant threw brutal shade at Americans’ capacity for spicy food

George Bush just condemned the ‘brutal invasion of Iraq’ and it’s the ultimate Freudian slip – 13 favourite responses