This scammer watching $500 disappear after wasting 10 hours is a supremely satisfying listen

In the wrong number text exchange hall of fame, this is up there with the best

Rosie Holt’s takedown of the ‘get a better paid job’ Tory MP is so on the money it hurts

A Tory MP told people struggling with bills to work more hours or get a better paid job – 23 perfect comebacks

This is why you should never step out of your car in a drive thru

‘By some distance the best park bench memorial I’ve ever encountered’

Jacob Rees-Mogg doesn’t have a computer on his desk – 23 funniest takedowns

This Times reader’s letter is the perfect last word for that “30p a meal” Tory MP

Joe Lycett’s fabulous parking ticket story has just gone viral all over again

It took mere hours for Grantham’s new Margaret Thatcher statue’s first public egging

Twitter united to live-tweet Eurovision – 37 sure-fire hits

This viral cola taste test is just next-level stuff

What WOULD you wish on your worst enemy? – 17 (mostly) mild curses

Simply the best use of the crying filter you’ll see anytime soon

9 of the funniest and most brutal takedowns of the week

Rishi Sunak blamed a computer system for not raising benefits – 9 responses worth logging on for

Facepalm of the day

This woman’s Nigel Farage tattoo is perfect on so many levels we don’t know where to start