This ‘Why I have a beard’ chart has it covered

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James O’Brien on the government’s care home ‘protective ring’ is a devastating 2 minute listen

The Daily Mail doubled down on its attack on Angela Rayner – only 5 responses you need

Gary Lineker spotted an ‘MP watching porn’ open goal and hoofed it into the back of the net

23 confidently incorrect people being owned in the most satisfying way possible

The opening credits to Piers Morgan’s TV show is the (unintentionally) funniest thing he’s ever done

This dog’s furious reaction to their very small burger is simply hilarious

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This ‘tip’ on how to take your time off work got the 5-point takedown it deserved

14 votes against the government scrapping health & safety to try and lower the cost of living

Nothing to see here – just a sea lion living its best life

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People are just discovering the concept of ‘guerilla gardening’ and they love it

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