Allison Pearson’s been trolling young people over coronavirus – only 5 responses you need

Matt Lucas shared this old TV news clip and it went viral because it’s so brutal (and brutally funny)

11 people for whom a coronavirus face mask wasn’t enough (or available)

These two rail travellers aren’t messing with coronavirus and people had questions, lots of questions

This poor chap’s attempt at a high five was a failure of epic proportions

This shop’s warning sign about customers with guns really isn’t messing around

‘More than meets the eye’

This is a very clever receipt service for those expensive purchases your partner might not entirely appreciate

‘A train ticket is cheaper than the dentist’

The takedown of this woman’s awe for the Almighty is the ultimate burn and made even better by her response

This police query about obscured car number plates took an enjoyably unexpected handbrake turn

PETA had a theory about coronavirus and the takedown was best served cold

Mansplainer of the week

This bride didn’t expect to pay for the wedding photographer because they went to school together

This guy’s schoolboy error nearly killed everyone in a sauna and it’s funny and scary in equal measure

‘My astrophysicist daughter gave me a birthday card’

This woman got mad because the free phone she was offered wasn’t an iPhone and her fury is something else

Tinder profile of the week