This ‘nice guy’s’ inability to take ‘goodbye’ for an answer will have you hollering into next week.

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Channel 4 News stumped Boris Johnson with a zinger of a question about Partygate

Stephen King’s microwaved salmon recipe got a proper roasting but this delicious takedown was the best

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Adam Kay had the best title for Matt Hancock’s pandemic memoirs

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This religious take on cancel culture earned some biblical takedowns

This store owner trolling young people’s work attitude got entirely the responses they deserved

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There’s a slight problem with this Newsmax list of black conservatives

Comeback of the day

An appeal for school urban legends went out and Michael Rosen’s was the only answer in town

This cat playing poker is 6 seconds well spent