Adrian Chiles has a urinal in his home and the internet was bowled over – only 6 responses you need
If you don’t already read Adrian Chiles’ column in the Guardian then you’re missing out.
Specifically, you’re missing out on stuff like this, his latest missive about the urinal that he has in his home which has gone viral for reasons which are surely already obvious.
I have a urinal in my flat and it has changed my life – so why are people appalled? | Adrian Chiles https://t.co/ijvfWcZQ5V
— Guardian G2 (@guardiang2) April 21, 2022
Here’s just a little bit of what he had to say.
‘I was also reminded of the urinal I have in my flat, sitting below a stained glass window, featuring West Brom’s crest.
‘I’m very proud of it – the urinal more than the crest.
‘I’m a great enthusiast for urinals in the home. This is an enthusiasm shared by very few people, especially women, who have been known to retch at the very sight of it.’
And the entire internet – well, a large part of it – was entirely bowled over. Here are our 6 favourite responses.
1.
Every other columnist in the British media walked so Adrian Chiles could run pic.twitter.com/4gFs0FXzKn
— Hannah Rose Woods (@hannahrosewoods) April 21, 2022
2.
I bet you, like me, don't need to click on this to know who wrote it. I think it's time for an anthology of these columns. Their banality is truly avant-garde. Mr Pooter in the style of Bret Easton Ellis. https://t.co/4PDhbkLu8Z
— Matthew Sweet (@DrMatthewSweet) April 21, 2022
3.
From "why does Adrian Chiles have a column to spill his banalities in the Guardian" to "oh he's sleeping with the editor" to "Adrian Chiles – funny column!" to "Adrian Chiles is the greatest literary figure of his generation" https://t.co/nycqsb75Wp
— Tom Whyman (@HealthUntoDeath) April 21, 2022
4.
Just piss in the sink like everyone else, Adrian. https://t.co/F7JFXUM6Ic
— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) April 21, 2022
5.
https://twitter.com/unethicalprude/status/1517042304804179969?s=20&t=mXMDdEcoyijd_RoOn3S3jg
6.
"Adrian Chiles writes a column for a national newspaper about the importance of having a urinal in the home." pic.twitter.com/wC1dGJFYvK
— H₳rry Redkn₳pper (@Arry_Redknapper) April 21, 2022
And also this.
https://twitter.com/Jim_Trinca/status/1517076914728488960?s=20&t=viEHGX8bNNhLWsQM4vA7KA
And this.
adrian chiles jumping the shark today, im afraid. this is red meat for the chiles casuals, not the seasoned chilesaholics pic.twitter.com/EZrvjZWjeg
— Stan's Account (@tristandross) April 21, 2022
And just in case you were wondering what it looked like.
Only thing weirder than Adrian Chiles having a urinal in his flat is having a lid on said urinal. State of it. pic.twitter.com/l8luht48Hk
— Liam Heath (@liamfheath) April 21, 2022
Here’s a recap of some recent Chiles columns, in case you missed them.
Someone needs to make a tapestry of Adrian Chiles columns pic.twitter.com/UfKNMnvmtA
— Liam Shrivastava (@LiamShrivastava) April 21, 2022
And even more!
Fallen down the wormhole of reading Adrian Chiles columns pic.twitter.com/VclaKz5E7Q
— Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya) (@twlldun) October 16, 2019
To conclude …
https://twitter.com/HKesvani/status/1517058100431314944?s=20&t=viEHGX8bNNhLWsQM4vA7KA
And an added bonus!
New Adrian Chiles fan cam just dropped pic.twitter.com/QDV23PcLY0
— Major Charles Bad Back (@JoeStephenson96) April 21, 2022
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