This ‘potato girl’ had the best response to a troll mocking her for bringing a baked spud to a game

People have been confessing things they learned far too late in life – 23 stunners

A would-be haggler’s NSFW reaction was curiously diverse

This might be the best way to get the kids to tidy up – or the worst

New Doomsday Clock time just dropped – 17 favourite tweets

‘Brother in Law hasn’t watched Breaking Bad, had these guys try convince him’ is today’s loveliest thing

Sign of the week

17 favourite things people said about this portrait of Donald and Melania Trump

You can see the moment this pro-lifer’s brain flips at a question from The Good Liars

Comeback of the day

17 favourite things people are saying about Nadhim Zahawi right now

People have been coming up with Awfully British Gritter Names – 17 puntastic favourites

Mishal Husain skewering this Tory minister over Nadhim Zahawi’s £5m tax bill is a fabulous listen

Map of the day

James O’Brien voiced the public’s irritation at the latest scandal involving Boris Johnson and other people’s money

16 weird and funny posts from the Nextdoor neighbourhood noticeboard app

Fox News’ Tucker Carlson claims nicotine ‘frees your mind’ – 14 absolutely smoking reactions

27 things that quietly went away and we didn’t even notice (until we read this)