These dogs caught holding hands (well, paws) is this week’s cutest thing

Takedown of the day

This anti-vaxxer’s ‘my body, my choice’ argument will have you facepalming into next year

The Met will ask the alleged No. 10 partygoers ‘if they are guilty ‘ – Stop and search these 11 great responses

Laurence Fox posed in a white anti-vax T-shirt and was photoshopped into next week – 15 favourites

People have been adding the ‘F word’ into lines of literature – 19 instant classics

12 favourite takedowns of Lord Sugar for claiming he couldn’t understand Martin Freeman’s Scouse accent

This brazen cheapskate boasted about stealing an image to avoid paying $3

James O’Brien’s list of Boris Johnson’s 19 worst deeds is crucial listening

30 ‘mildly interesting’ pictures from Reddit that are actually proper eye-openers

This old clip of Boris Johnson on HIGNFY has just gone viral and it’s as timely as ever

The unexpected climax to this ‘perfect snow duel’ is surely a one-in-a-million shot

Boris Johnson’s ‘lawyer not a leader’ jibe at Keir Starmer prompted the perfect response – 9 judicial comebacks

Liz Truss’s robotic denial she went to any Downing St parties is hilariously hypnotic

The ‘ambushed by cake’ MP joined in Nigella’s joke and she totally roasted him for it

‘Lost all sense of proportion’ – only 9 responses you need to today’s Daily Mail front page

Rishi Sunak ‘accidentally’ went to Boris Johnson’s birthday party – 15 deliberate takedowns

McDonald’s might not be lovin’ this unfortunate bus-stop ad placement