Simply 18 of the most weird, wonderful and sometimes NSFW wrong number texts

A mum changed her daughter’s sexist homework sheet and some people* weren’t happy *men

The government has advertised for a Head of Pandemic Preparedness – 5 stinging responses more timely than the ad

7 funniest things people said about this furious anti-masker being carried out of a shop by his son

Comeback of the week

This Greggs bag entering stage left is exactly the content we needed today

A lovely, funny story about a teenage fanzine editor who rather overreached himself

This all-time great amazing TV news moment has gone viral all over again

James Cleverly slagged off Ben & Jerry’s ‘overpriced’ ice cream – 7 ice cold burns

Liz Truss kicked up a stink over Stilton in the Japanese trade talks – our 8 favourite comments

People wondered if this BBC guide to the recession might be a little too simplistic

A YouGov poll shone a stark light on British attitudes to migrants on the Channel – the only 6 responses you need

Someone took a priest to task for the Twitter company he keeps and his takedown was biblical – literally

Someone used stock photos to tell Distracted Boyfriend woman’s lockdown story – and it’s just glorious

Ben & Jerry’s gave Priti Patel advice on compassion and got the cold shoulder – 11 cool responses

‘Trump Draws’ did Donald Trump’s car crash interview with Jonathan Swan and it’s perfect

The ‘Thighland’ guy defended Donald Trump saying the ‘1917’ pandemic ended WW2 – 5 historic owns

Every time Trump has said the 1918 flu pandemic happened in 1917 is quite the watch