Conspiracy theorist of the week

The inside of this rock looks like the Cookie Monster and it made everything just a little bit better

This parrot playing peekaboo with a cat went viral all over again because it’s so good

Shop sign of the day

Simon McCoy’s take on this ‘haggis goes into space’ story made everyone’s day better

People are sharing stories of the odd bits of cutlery in their drawer – 23 favourites

John Redwood bemoaned shops’ lack of homegrown fruit and veg – 11 tastiest takedowns

Watch this Tory minister’s excruciating reverse ferret after Piers Morgan recapped her response

‘That is a major oof’

Michael Spicer’s version of Priti Patel answering a question is brutally accurate

Simply 15 favourite comments on Boris Johnson’s phone call with President Biden

Nickelback rejigged their own hit, ‘Rockstar’, as a shanty and it’s a belter

Kenneth Branagh will play Boris Johnson in a TV series about Covid-19 – 14 dramatic responses

This headline about an ‘illegal rave’ is peak 2021 – and it’s only January

This brilliant Indiana Jones parody nails every cat owner’s dilemma

Bernie Sanders wins the meme award hands down by selling it as a charity sweatshirt

The moment these squabbling dogs hear a crisp packet being opened is just wonderful

Fox News presenter doesn’t understand satire and wins facepalm of the day