Simply 9 of the funniest and most brutal comebacks of the week

21 cheesy decorative plates made so much better with sarcastic text

M&S in Romford did a Halloween video and it’s a proper Thriller

The snail watching this rally car is perfect comedy timing

Brian Cox’s straight-talking take on climate change on Question Time had everyone cheering

Stick this comeback on a card to hand out to anti-vaxxers

The Mash Report had to censor Boris Johnson quotes because they breach Dave’s guidelines

‘Former Marine disarms armed robber’ is the most breathtaking 7 seconds you’ll watch today

Comeback of the day

25 favourite funny tweets of the week

Two cats – two very different weeks

21 hilariously spooktacular fake Halloween treats warnings

Jacob Rees-Mogg thinks a ‘convivial, fraternal spirit’ prevents covid

A reporter was on the receiving end of fowl play when she was goosed by a turkey

Donald Trump’s new social media platform went as well as you’d expect

These ‘otters begging for spins’ are just the soothing balm we needed right now

Simply 13 times people’s dumb insults hilariously backfired

This barman trying to pour a pint is an exquisitely excruciating watch (you’ll need a stiff drink after)