‘Why mammoths went extinct’ is the funniest bible story you’ll see today

Simply the best response to the customer complaining about getting the right change

Our favourite funny RSVPs to the Johnson-Symonds wedding invitations

People are sharing the weirdest things they caught a housemate doing – 19 weirdest

Child’s sweary reaction to seeing a goat in their garden goes wildly viral

‘Run in opposite directions to see who your dog loves more …’

People loved the UK’s James Newman’s response to getting nul points in Eurovision

‘Worst acronym I’ve ever seen in my life’

‘After months of trying, finally caught this asshole turning the lights off’

This hilarious ‘infomercial’ for cats is as brutally honest as it gets

‘Just because you’re in your car doesn’t mean people can’t see what you’re doing …’

Rarely has the difference between Britons and Americans been captured quite so well as this

This story of a toxic gym fart trumps any we’ve ever heard

This donkey reunited with the girl who raised it is the feelgood video of the day

Amanda Holden’s awkward Eurovision joke scored nul points – 7 favourite responses

Iceland may not have won Eurovision but they won the internet – douze points

The Muppets’ version of the Godfather is 1 minute and 25 seconds very well spent

The PM may have missed COBRA meetings to write a Shakespeare biography to fund his divorce