Simply 9 of the funniest and most brutal comebacks of the week

Poke Staff. Updated March 12th, 2022

Everyone loves a good comeback and here are 9 of the funniest that went viral over the last seven days.

1. ‘Mark Hamill 1, Ben Shapiro 0’

Hi Ben,
I LOVE mind-reading acts! Now guess which finger I’m holding up…
❤️- Mar🐫 https://t.co/et79YujyB2 pic.twitter.com/gFY1uger67

— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) March 11, 2022

2. ‘For the love of God …’

Please for the love of God, send a serious person instead. https://t.co/5jxCcAYfAB

— Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) March 4, 2022

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3. ‘Gary Lineker responds after Andrew Neil names him as one of John Bercow’s “embarrassed backers”‘

Eight embarrassed Bercow backers https://t.co/ZCpHe9Ct9s via @spectator

— Andrew Neil (@afneil) March 9, 2022

Not embarrassed in the slightest. I’ve been mistaken many times. Was clearly wrong about Bercow, and bullying is awful and never acceptable. We all make misjudgements about people or things…don’t we, Andrew? https://t.co/YTYCHjiB6k

— Gary Lineker 💙💛 (@GaryLineker) March 9, 2022

4. ‘BREAKING …’

BREAKING: NATO super-drone found in my basement. No shit this is real. I totally did not buy it on wish….you can ask my mom… pic.twitter.com/iyolzEh1ka

— Fabio De Bona🇪🇺🇨🇭🇩🇪🇮🇹🇭🇺 (@f4b1o) March 6, 2022

5. ‘Gave him both barrels’

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6. ‘Outfoxed. Again’

“Putin must fail” is the new “Hands face space.”

Shut up and don’t think for yourself.

Zelensky is the new Churchill!

This is the belief you must hold now, or else.

It’s all so binary and simplistic, devoid of nuance or debate. https://t.co/7H91nl5ISV

— Laurence Fox ✝️ 🚚🚛🚚🚛🚚🚛 (@LozzaFox) March 9, 2022

You have to wear a mask on the tube: “It’s facism!!!!”

You invade a sovereign nation and blow up children’s hospitals: “It’s complicated”. https://t.co/ufvORGbR2T

— (((Dan Hodges))) (@DPJHodges) March 10, 2022

7. ‘Why lie when you posted the truth somewhere?’

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8. ‘Having an actual sense of style’

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9. ‘Thou shalt not bear false witness’

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