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Carrie and Boris Johnson have named their new baby and the Guardian’s epic shade was simply classic

Boris Johnson is planning a wedding party at Chequers – 13 responses that say it all

The media calling Carrie Johnson “First Lady” has gone down as well as you’d expect

Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds had a secret wedding and Twitter threw shade, not confetti

Our favourite funny RSVPs to the Johnson-Symonds wedding invitations

Boris Johnson is taking a pasting over rumours of a new Downing St decor charity