football

You surely won’t see a more glorious (or unexpected) own goal this season or any season

Heroically hungover Sam Fender on BBC Breakfast is a painfully funny watch

Jürgen Klopp’s explanation of why he’s baffled by anti-vaxxers is a shot on target

The fan cam caught this nose-picker in the act and he died a little inside

You surely won’t see a more comical miss this (or any) football season

The craziest penalty kick you’ll see this season or any season

Time for some non-offensive football chants

This ‘quadruple nutmeg’ goal went wildly viral and it’s a proper jaw-dropper

Tyrone Mings slammed Priti Patel for hypocrisy after her condemnation of racist abuse of the England team

People saw red over Chiellini’s foul on Saka – 11 top memes

The 22 funniest responses to the so-called England fan with a flare up his bum

Penalties were the undoing of England again at the Euro 2020 final – 50 shots on target

‘England fans in Bella Italia this weekend’

Boris Johnson got dragged for Downing Street’s cringeworthy England flags – 13 favourite takedowns

Jacob Rees-Mogg’s nod to John Barnes’ World In Motion rap deserves all the red cards