ted cruz

Comeback of the day

Ted Cruz trolled Joe Biden and this shutdown wins all the votes

Ted Cruz suggested a ‘one door’ solution to school gun massacres and was mocked into next week

Ted Cruz prayed for the latest school shooting victims and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had the only response you need

Ted Cruz said Disney cartoons would feature Mickey and Pluto ‘going at it’ and was mocked into next week

Ted Cruz’s jibe about Joe Biden’s Nantucket break got him owned all the way to Cancun

Mark Hamill had the best response to right-wingers in a flap about Big Bird getting vaccinated

Ted Cruz flipped out at Big Bird for promoting the Covid vaccine and got owned into next week

Ted Cruz trolled Australia’s ‘Covid tyranny’ and the comeback from down under was peak Aussie

Jen Psaki’s takedown of Ted Cruz over vaccine mandates had everyone cheering

Ted Cruz trolled comedian Patton Oswalt and it backfired spectacularly

Ted Cruz told people to ‘get a job’ and it wasn’t the slam-dunk he thought it was – 13 brutal comebacks

Ted Cruz said ‘America doesn’t leave Americans behind’ and the takedowns wrote themselves

Ted Cruz accused ‘herd mentality’ Democrats of obeying one man and it’s a glorious self-own

Ted Cruz accused Democrats of fleeing their posts and the takedowns wrote themselves