ted cruz

Ted Cruz told people to ‘get a job’ and it wasn’t the slam-dunk he thought it was – 13 brutal comebacks

Ted Cruz said ‘America doesn’t leave Americans behind’ and the takedowns wrote themselves

Ted Cruz accused ‘herd mentality’ Democrats of obeying one man and it’s a glorious self-own

Ted Cruz accused Democrats of fleeing their posts and the takedowns wrote themselves

Ted Cruz bit back at Jimmy Kimmel and it didn’t end well for the Texas senator

Ted Cruz shared a Russian propaganda video and it blew up in his face – 13 military grade takedowns

Ted Cruz thinks Joe Biden is behind the Chick-fil-A sauce shortage – 9 funniest cries of ‘fowl’

9 of the funniest and most brutal comebacks of the week

People are mocking Ted Cruz’s ‘great dinner’ photo with Donald Trump – 13 tastiest takedowns

Ted Cruz implied Jason Bourne is real – these takedowns will be the Cruz legacy

Ted Cruz had a dire warning about green energy and was owned into next week

Ted Cruz’ Simpsons impressions are a crime against the ears

Someone sent a mariachi band to troll Ted Cruz after his mini-break in Mexico – the 5 hottest takes

Simply 19 of the funniest tweets about Ted Cruz fleeing Texas for Cancun

John Oliver’s takedown of Ted Cruz and Donald Trump’s acquittal is simply perfect