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Ted Cruz tried to defend Donald Trump’s 9/11 nonsense and accidentally said what the entire internet was thinking

Ted Cruz tried to pack every holiday culture war cliche into one sound bite and the internet wasn’t buying it – 17 perfectly wrapped responses

Ted Cruz took aim at Communist leaders who are ‘always billionaires’ and it was a glorious self-own that money can’t buy

Ted Cruz’s drooling tribute to Donald Trump didn’t just lower the bar, it sent it subterranean

Ted Cruz tried to warn Fox News viewers what will happen if Democrats swing the midterms and inadvertently told on himself in the process

Ted Cruz called Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a ‘parasite sucking on the taxpayer’ and her A++ comeback got a standing ovation from the internet

Ted Cruz called Tucker Carlson the most ‘dangerous demagogue’ in America and it somehow made every side of the political aisle angry

Ted Cruz said becoming American was the ‘greatest gift anyone could wish for’ and the rest of planet Earth responded as one

Ted Cruz responded to Joey Barton’s latest conviction with a dramatic meme about the death of free speech in the UK, and the UK spoke as freely as it gets

When it comes to publicly groveling in front of Donald Trump, Ted Cruz just lowered the bar to subterranean levels

Ted Cruz has a wild take on who is behind the No Kings rally and it proves Magas don’t understand how peaceful protests work

Ted Cruz’s unexpected call for action on paedophiles was the ultimate ‘misspoke’ for the ages

Ted Cruz got the whitewash out to erase this Charlie Kirk graffiti and it went viral for all the wrong reasons

Ted Cruz said he didn’t speak to President Joe Biden for four years, and it was a self-own visible from Cancun – 15 top takedowns

Ted Cruz said Glastonbury was the ‘base of the Democrat party’ and was schooled into next year