Great British Bake Off flogged to C4: the 7 best piss-taking tweets

So Great British Bake Off is being sold to C4 by the bunch of mercenary bastards who own the format.
As @Lord_Sugar says, “I feel sorry for the @BBCOne they invested years in making Bake Off popular and the greedy disloyal format owner has sold it to C4″
But you’re here for the gags so here’s the best 7:
1.
Bake Off leaving BBC is like your dad leaving mum. You still get to see him but in a flat above a Dominos with deckchairs instead of a sofa.
— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) September 12, 2016
2.
If this is the last series of #GBBO on BBC, it should end the same way as Blake's 7.
— Nick Barlow (@nickjbarlow) September 12, 2016
3.
People not getting the Bake Off outrage. You wait till the fucking Archers go over to Magic FM – then you'll know it's too late.
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) September 12, 2016
4.
"Bake Off tent, this is Davina"
— Scott Innes (@Flying_Inside) September 12, 2016
5.
https://twitter.com/jmehough/status/775410242070929408
6.
It's fine. Nothing will actually happen until Mary Berry triggers Arctic Roll 50. #Breadxit #GBBO
— Claire Davies (@cloudavies) September 12, 2016
7.
https://twitter.com/ValBakeOff/status/775411709720850432
And as @DanNerdCubed says, “So no Bake Off, no Top Gear, Doctor Who skipped a year, Tory Government… Bye Bye BBC.”