Piers Morgan just got owned by a vegan sausage roll and people love it
Like a few other people out there, Piers Morgan’s not happy that high street bakers Greggs has introduced a vegan sausage roll to their (mostly) meaty range of hot snacks.
And naturally he took to Twitter to share his displeasure.
Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns. https://t.co/QEiqG9qx2G
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 2, 2019
And thank goodness he did, because Greggs had the perfect response.
Oh hello Piers, we’ve been expecting you
— Greggs (@GreggsOfficial) January 2, 2019
Of course they were. And this is how much people loved it.
whatever this social media team are being paid, it's not enough https://t.co/F2oLLlVqqt
— Dan Hett (@danhett) January 2, 2019
Going to buy 10 vegan sausage rolls tomorrow to celebrate this tweet https://t.co/9VWAY1hJRy
— Sarah Creighton 🍂 (@Saraita101) January 2, 2019
https://twitter.com/Simon_Pegg/status/1080532550714621952
I've fallen in love with a greasy bakery chain. Send help. https://t.co/pIuUZNket3
— Richard Chambers (@newschambers) January 2, 2019
Greggs absolutely on top of its social media game, @piersmorgan battling to avoid relegation https://t.co/Y2KMt8NqZ8
— Rory Cellan-Jones (@ruskin147) January 2, 2019
Morgan wasn’t giving up but, like a Greggs sausage roll (of either variety) it all felt a bit flakey.
There was this …
Isn’t it time you changed your name to something more gender-fluid & less toxically masculine? https://t.co/1DYyKDa3lj
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 2, 2019
… and then there was this.
Just ordered a large sausage roll on room service.
A meat one.
Real meat.
The vegan resistance starts here. 👊— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 2, 2019
And you’ll be glad to know people had fun with that too.
“Man eats sausage roll alone to own the libs” https://t.co/WIr0e20IDx
— Ellen "I don’t post here anymore" Rose 🐀 (@icklenellierose) January 2, 2019
I think he's actually done a shit in a flannel. https://t.co/662hp5iFak
— David Quantick (@quantick) January 2, 2019
https://twitter.com/KeithOReganII/status/1080553499790884866
What hotel has sausage rolls on room service menu? https://t.co/0iGiLuKszp
— Andrew Neil (@afneil) January 2, 2019
Piers has discovered Grindr. https://t.co/8wXm9gSmxZ
— Dave Jones (@WelshGasDoc) January 2, 2019
Morgan was still going at it this morning.
Woke up to howling abuse from vegans over this Greggs sausage roll scandal.
I get it, you're all hangry.
I would be too if I only ate plants & gruel.— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 3, 2019
But last word really does have to go to this guy.
Really want Greggs to announce a halal steak bake now. Crank the fume levels right up to 11
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) January 2, 2019
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