Pics

People shared the pettiest reasons they didn’t date someone and it’s a nit-picking delight – 37 hilariously trifling no-nos

This green tea spilt in very distinctive fashion and people had no end of photoshop fun with it – 17 of the funniest and most inventive

The only vehicles that turned up to Reform UK’s national fuel tax protest were their own bus and taxi – 17 reactions positively dripping with schadenfreude

A mum complained she was ‘trapped’ in the £850k home she is unable to sell and Twitter wasn’t exactly overflowing with sympathy

Which swearwords do Brits find the most offensive? Take your f-ing pick from this lot

27 of our all-time favourite funny signs to make everything just a little bit better right now

This guy’s plan to give himself a ‘zero-emotion’ leg wax came hilariously unstuck

‘What’s the funniest misunderstanding you’ve had recently?’ – 23 small but highly comical muddles

A gastropub landlady’s rant about a Labour MP who ‘scrolled Instagram, only ordered a starter and left no tip’ was a self-own for the ages – 22 tasty takedowns

19 times companies woefully but hilariously misunderstood the clients’ instructions

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

30 funniest times photoshop legend James Fridman did exactly what people asked him to magnificent effect

A guy appeared to think he’d unearthed a giant conspiracy with this picture of a make-up free Taylor Swift and was mocked into oblivion

Mick Lynch just nailed the madness of Donald Trump in 49 seconds flat and they should make it available to Magas on prescription

We’re still buzzing at Rosie Ramsey’s classic misunderstanding about Katy Perry’s ‘space’ flight