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What’s something you can say to a drunk person and also to a small child? – 19 funniest suggestions

We recently asked Poke readers to put on their thinking caps and come up with their best responses to this.

What's something you can say to a drunk person and also to a small child? We'll start. OK, stop crying. You can have some chicken nuggets but then you need to go to bed.

We’re happy to say that the offerings were up to your usual standards, and these are some of our favourites.

1.

Get down from there, it’s dangerous!
Stuart McLaren

2.


Valerie Anderson Gaskill
Via Pixabay

3.

Take your pants off your head and sit down quietly over there while I tidy up this mess.
Keith Main

4.

Walk properly and concentrate on what’s in front of you.
Laura Whitehouse

5.

Do you need the toilet?
Steve Vern

6.


Ian Buckland
Via Pexels

7.

If you’re going to be sick don’t do it on the carpet.
Sue Clegg

8.

Put that down or the police will come and arrest you …
Andi Cook

9.

Did you have too much Ribena, again?
Ziaur Rahman

10.

For god’s sake lower your voice!
Rosy Izzy Via