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What’s something you can say to a drunk person and also to a small child? – 19 funniest suggestions

11.

I do not want to hear any excuses.
Jeremy Bell

12.

Try not to wet the bed tonight.
Gilly Topham

13.

What did you just put up your nose?
Canis Familiaris

14.

Well, where did you last see your shoes?
Toby Barnes

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Mark Pearce
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16.

I knew you’d nod off face-first halfway through your dinner.
Martin Addison

17.

Come on, get up off the floor.
Kev Sprak

18.

“C’mon, stop that, please. Nobody wants to see your bare bum.”
Amanda Wilkie

19.

Stop before you make yourself sic…….. oh.
Suzy Quigley

Liz Putland drew on experience.

No, you can’t have a wee behind the plants in the shopping centre, they’re plastic.
(True story (child not grown up))

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