What’s something you can say to a drunk person and also to a small child? – 19 funniest suggestions
11.
I do not want to hear any excuses.
Jeremy Bell
12.
Try not to wet the bed tonight.
Gilly Topham
13.
What did you just put up your nose?
Canis Familiaris
14.
Well, where did you last see your shoes?
Toby Barnes
15.
Mark Pearce
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16.
I knew you’d nod off face-first halfway through your dinner.
Martin Addison
17.
Come on, get up off the floor.
Kev Sprak
18.
“C’mon, stop that, please. Nobody wants to see your bare bum.”
Amanda Wilkie
19.
Stop before you make yourself sic…….. oh.
Suzy Quigley
Liz Putland drew on experience.
No, you can’t have a wee behind the plants in the shopping centre, they’re plastic.
(True story (child not grown up))
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