‘What is your answer when asked to share a fact about yourself in a team building exercise?’ – 21 professional-level sarcastic comebacks

12.

‘I once came third in a flower arranging contest.’
–bizstring

13.

‘Hi. I’m John, and I believe I may be immortal.’
–Captain_Stable

14.

‘My aunty and uncle are second cousins, always a winner.’
–Firm-Painting-9630

15.

‘My great grandfather met George Orwell on a park bench when he (Orwell) was homeless and invited him home and gave it his best coat.’
–minadequate

16.

‘I like to say that I have an above average number of toes.’
–Captaingregor

17.

‘Had to do this recently. Told the one about the time I spent 3 months pretending to be German.’
–atomicsiren

18.

‘The country of Canada has made an official complaint about me. I have it framed in my office.’
–JBSven

19.

‘I once threw up in front of Barry Chuckle at a Turkish belly dancing restaurant.’
–gsur72

20.

‘I’ve been in Queen Elizabeth II’s bedroom.’
–Absentmined42

21.

‘I used to play the trumpet, and I was once arrested by the armed response squad.

And I refuse to elaborate on either.’
–Pyriel

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