An unfortunately shaped weather pattern formed across the US, and the New York Post whipped out their juvenile puns

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The girth on that storm path is impressive

— Wize Acre (@MNelson17943935) July 7, 2026

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Impeccable

— Kirk’s Evil Twin (KET) (@tory4heisman) July 7, 2026

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Smut. https://t.co/YZOohpR1JB

— Sunday Sport (@thesundaysport) July 7, 2026

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Everything I see reminds me of him https://t.co/zx2LAFW35f

— Josie Marcellino (@JosieMarcellino) July 7, 2026

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Am I the only immature person that sees a big green dong? https://t.co/NAzu9zIWdg

— Vincent Van Code (@vincent_vancode) July 7, 2026

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Moving there just in time https://t.co/B6xlY4OWbo

— ashley (@ashmaaaack) July 7, 2026

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Ho Ho Ho, Green Giant. https://t.co/BMdqytk4Ia

— Erik Nagel (@itseriknagel) July 7, 2026

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I've seen this before https://t.co/0zeWEn1qiE pic.twitter.com/NfR1x2R6dk

— CAZM (@CAZM023) July 7, 2026

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