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Liam Gallagher has just won ‘Pun of the Week’ with his supersonic reply to this inquisitive fan

People have been sharing the spellings that make absolutely no sense – 19 funniest and especially relatable suggestions

This viral video of two dinner ladies recreating the Prodigy’s ‘Firestarter’ is just a blast of lipsyncing joy

Can you solve this brain-teaser shared by a maths professor that’s been melting the minds of folk on Twitter?

‘Pack it in!’ – just a great long list of the funniest and most relatable ‘Very British Warnings’

Farage being ‘knighted’ on Russia Today went viral again because of its hilarious ‘Out of the mouths of babes’ moment

The US media’s reporting on Binface vs. Farage is yet more exquisite humiliation for the former MP for Clacton – 17 drops of the purest schadenfreude

An unfortunately shaped weather pattern formed across the US, and the New York Post whipped out their juvenile puns

Gregg Wallace has been pitching content ideas to his Insta followers and it’s straight outta Partridge

Turns out that millions of kebabs contain ‘goat and skin’ but not everyone has been put off – 17 deliciously entertaining replies

The BBC’s Danny Murphy went full Partridge mode and told World Cup viewers a sad tale about his cat – 16 purrfect replies

You can now buy a breakdancing robot for under $5k, but there’s just no impressing some people – 17 underwhelmed replies

Nigel Farage congratulated the England team on progressing to the knockout stage of the World Cup and was booted into Row Z – 17 shots on target

This commentator’s furious response to England’s disallowed goal against Germany in the 2010 World Cup is pure Alan Partridge

You don’t have to be a cricket fan to enjoy this wonderfully slapstick clip from a village cricket match

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