New Orleans is replacing some 911 operators with AI chat bots. What could possibly go wrong? 17 suggestions
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Can you imagine?! In an emergency!
“Did you say ‘art attack’? Rerouting you…” https://t.co/3lJn8gl6vm
— Emma Saunders (@emma_j_saunders) August 10, 2026
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Imagine some motherfucker breaks into your house with a shotgun and your dispatcher just goes "I'm sorry, but I cannot fulfill your request. As an AI language model, I am programmed to prioritize ethical and constructive communication…" https://t.co/YCmCTW7SJ3 pic.twitter.com/jTeeHtPPbp
— Eldritch Horror (@Themyster1ous01) August 10, 2026
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"If you know the name of the hurricane inundating your living room, please say it now." https://t.co/M9xpxnCubs
— Chris Selley (@cselley) August 10, 2026
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“I’m sorry, but I can only dispatch emergency services if you clearly state the nature of the emergency. If you are unable to speak freely, please call back when you are in a safe location.” https://t.co/CrzgSMxY5i
— Top Girl Keiko, J.D. ✝️🙏 (@TopGirlKeiko) August 10, 2026
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Remember the lady who phoned 911 & pretended to order pizza to alert the operator that she was being held hostage? They played along to keep her safe & immediately sent the police over. No one needs to understand tone & human spectrum of emotions more than emergency services. https://t.co/yXuEM3NW7f
— fairy 💌 (@meggellithorne) August 10, 2026
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Send the meteor ☄️ https://t.co/rEIQka9t3h
— Matt (@DeadMattBounce) August 10, 2026
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“Wow, this is indeed a serious situation, before I connect you to the right first responders, please know that I am not a medical expert and you should double check what I tell you before proceeding “
— hotjulsummer (@arugulapiquante) August 10, 2026
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"I need help!"
"Really astute observation! This is something that often people may not realize."
— Mr Spaceman (@Poopiepoopapoo) August 10, 2026
Ed Balloon.eth spoke for many.
The way how ai chatbots are trash when I need to get a refund from a bad uber eats order, has only made me uneasy about this decision. https://t.co/E5VMsQwRw1
— Ed Balloon.eth (@Ed_Balloon) August 10, 2026
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