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Boris Johnson held a coronavirus briefing with nothing to say – our 7 favourite responses

Simply 17 tweets that perfectly captured the first presidential debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden

James Blunt wins comeback of the day

Donald Trump refused to condemn white supremacists – only 7 responses you need

Mark Hamill had the last word on just how bad that first presidential debate was

Priti Patel is considering sending asylum seekers to a volcanic island – 9 explosive reactions

Team Trump made several pre-debate excuses for a Biden win and people joined in – 11 funny favourites

‘The Great British Bake Off’s Noel Fielding as cakes’ is deliciously well done

Simply the 10 funniest coronavirus jokes we’ve seen today

Actors are sharing the big parts they missed out on and it’s a glorious testimony to what might have been

11 hilariously chilling takedowns of the American who thinks Europe doesn’t have ice cubes

The only 5 responses you need to the U-turn on the Parliament bars’ curfew exemption

Eric Trump’s attempt to defend his dad backfired horribly – 8 brutal comebacks

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson just endorsed Joe Biden and Trump supporters’ fury is a very funny read

Donald Trump spent $70,000 on hairstyling and Gary Lineker’s takedown hit the back of the net