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“The top 50 achievements of Boris Johnson” is a depressing read

Priti Patel’s anti-free movement speech whipped the Tories into a frenzy – the only 9 reactions you need

Kay Burley’s takedown of former UKIP leader Gerard Batten will win your vote

Justin Trudeau went on a climate change march and these 4 takedowns will warm your heart

This clip of Boris Johnson, his 2 aides and a plastic cup went viral and everyone said the same thing

Banksy has opened a shop in Croydon and it’s as subversive as you’d expect

People are massively underwhelmed by this remote-control bin – our 12 favourite reactions

Animals do terrible things – and here are 15 of the worst

11 hilarious responses to Esther McVey’s baffling speech about architecture

Ivanka Trump tried to quote Star Wars and Mark Hamill had the perfect response

Jeremy Clarkson’s daughter Emily had the perfect riposte after he called Greta Thunberg a ‘spoilt brat’

Virgin Trains said this on Twitter and ended up publicly owned

Lara Trump’s attempt to own the Libs with a map backfired horribly

This “political expert” is having a bad run with his predictions

The only 5 reactions you need to UKIP’s new member – Dr. Peter Gammons