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A Brexiter had a rant about British fish – these 13 people put him in his plaice

The Ukrainian President’s parody group chat shows he’s still a comedian at heart

A guy tried to mansplain Handmaid’s Tale to its author and was owned into next week

‘The Thick of It characters, where are they now?’ is today’s best thing

Simply 30 of the funniest and most furious signs from the global Climate Strike

Set Phasers to Burn

There were some Very British Replies™ to the American ‘husband of the year’ who did this during his wife’s labour

Gary Lineker had the perfect punchline for David Cameron’s ‘shat on TV’ moment

25 funny tweets of the week

The Express was confused by Question Time panellist Ash Sarkar’s ‘strange slang term’ – only 4 replies you need

The takedown of this guy unhappy at the Mercury prize’s ‘severed Boris Johnson head’ deserves an award all of its own

There’s not much love for the chair that you wear

17 of the best memes on the proposed storming of Area 51

Minnie Driver had a very British insult for the troll who said her opinion didn’t count

13 corny jokes to get you hooked on Talk Like A Pirate Day