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Scottish Twitter’s not happy with this YouGov poll of the nation’s favourite British dishes

12 wonderfully silly Vin Diesel puns to brighten your day

The reply to this woman’s Facebook request is both very unfair and very, very funny

A Brexit Party MEP made a claim about his EU transport and everybody made the same joke

What was hidden in this Airbnb is the stuff of nightmares

There were some match-winning replies to this guy’s tweet mocking women’s football

Gary Lineker and 9 other funniest responses to Garys’ imminent extinction

This ‘Tory leadership candidates via Alan Sugar tweets’ is just beautifully done

This Telegraph columnist’s not happy with Nike’s plus-size mannequin and the takedowns were simply delicious

19 coincidences that sound almost too weird to be true

Bob Mortimer had the best response to Justin Bieber challenging Tom Cruise to a fight

Jeremy Clarkson was perfectly owned by the cops after he moaned about a road being shut following a fatal accident

Toby Young claims straight white men are considered “morally suspect” – the 12 best clapbacks

Boris Johnson was described as a “real feminist” – the only five reactions you need

People found something much, much worse than Michael Gove’s cocaine confession – the only 6 responses you need