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Jeff Goldblum’s response to this science article was absolutely perfect

12 mystical summoning circles to conjure up a laugh

Tim Martin is trying to rally the young to support Brexit – 15 hilarious pisstakes

This list of things society designer Nicky Haslam finds common is utterly random and very funny

A hipster complained to a magazine that said all hipsters looked the same and the final twist is just perfect

This Ryanair passenger’s name autocorrected to Lukewarm and now he faces a £100 bill

Our 18 favourite reactions to International Women’s Day

Richard Herring owning trolls who ask ‘When’s it International Men’s Day?’ is today’s best thing

Edgar Wright’s story of mistaken identity prompted people to share their own cringeworthy moments

Simply 19 very funny descriptions of Boris Johnson’s new haircut

Donald Trump just called Tim Cook ‘Tim Apple’ – 21 very funny responses

The Archbishop of Canterbury won Twitter with a bible quotation

A guy mansplained how much money women spend on tampons and the takedowns were glorious

The president of Brazil just asked ‘What is a golden shower?’ on Twitter and everyone’s wetting themselves

Our 15 favourite responses to Gavin Williamson’s plan to use troops to solve knife crime