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A woman cyclist had to stop after she caught up with the men’s race in front and everyone made the same joke

Russell Brand making a biscuit vagina on Celebrity Bake Off is everything

A guy mansplained a comic to the comic’s actual writer and the takedown was brutal

16 hot takes on Ash Wednesday

An MP shouting “Ahoy there!” is top Grayling baiting

Iain Duncan Smith claimed Remainers want to leave the EU – 17 great rebuttals

Andrew Neil really didn’t like what Stewart Lee wrote about him and it just made the whole thing even better

This story of a Tommy Robinson ‘door knocking’ makes for terrifying and very necessary reading

This tale of how these strangers helped a man considering self-harm will warm your chilly bones

16 flipping good jokes for Pancake Tuesday

Theresa May says there’s no link between fewer police and rising crime – the only 7 replies you need

James Blunt’s heartwarming tribute to Keith Flint was also a brutal takedown of Noel Gallagher, Damon Albarn and Paul Weller

People shared their favourite pop facts – the very best 15

Do you like the things your area is known for? These 17 people really don’t

This mum had a brilliant story how she ended up giving birth to a Prodigy song – our favourite 5 replies