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Simply 7 tweets that sum up the state of Brexit (and the country) right now

Donald Trump’s excuse for his ‘Tim Apple’ cock-up is hilarious – our favourite 17 responses

They airdropped wolves into Michigan and the mental images are simply hilarious

Dating ‘expert’ guy says women can’t help but ‘display their sexuality’ at work – our favourite 17 takedowns

The power of the internet to boost a new doughnut shop will soothe your aching heart

This guy mansplained art house movies and got exactly the shutdown he deserved

Last word on International Women’s Day goes to this lovely Liam Gallagher exchange

Scientists are blaming working mums for childhood obesity – the only four reactions you need to read

Esther McVey said every EU member would have to adopt the euro in 2020 – the only replies you need

21 of the dumbest things people believed as kids

Jeff Goldblum’s response to this science article was absolutely perfect

12 mystical summoning circles to conjure up a laugh

Tim Martin is trying to rally the young to support Brexit – 15 hilarious pisstakes

This list of things society designer Nicky Haslam finds common is utterly random and very funny

A hipster complained to a magazine that said all hipsters looked the same and the final twist is just perfect