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This Ryanair passenger’s name autocorrected to Lukewarm and now he faces a £100 bill

Our 18 favourite reactions to International Women’s Day

Richard Herring owning trolls who ask ‘When’s it International Men’s Day?’ is today’s best thing

Edgar Wright’s story of mistaken identity prompted people to share their own cringeworthy moments

Simply 19 very funny descriptions of Boris Johnson’s new haircut

Donald Trump just called Tim Cook ‘Tim Apple’ – 21 very funny responses

The Archbishop of Canterbury won Twitter with a bible quotation

A guy mansplained how much money women spend on tampons and the takedowns were glorious

The president of Brazil just asked ‘What is a golden shower?’ on Twitter and everyone’s wetting themselves

Our 15 favourite responses to Gavin Williamson’s plan to use troops to solve knife crime

A woman cyclist had to stop after she caught up with the men’s race in front and everyone made the same joke

Russell Brand making a biscuit vagina on Celebrity Bake Off is everything

A guy mansplained a comic to the comic’s actual writer and the takedown was brutal

16 hot takes on Ash Wednesday

An MP shouting “Ahoy there!” is top Grayling baiting