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The White House shared this picture of Trump wrapped round the flag – our favourite 14 things people said about it

People are sharing moments they mash two words together and it’s a confusing delight

Theresa May made a schoolboy error marking the first anniversary of the Novichok attack

11 perfect reactions to a Brexiter’s lament for national pride

People are still trying to work out if ‘milk Coke’ is a real thing or not

David Baddiel can’t watch horror films anymore and it turns out he’s not alone

Paul Young’s still angry his song wasn’t used in Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Theresa May’s “simples” comment wasn’t simple after all – our 11 favourite reactions

This Brexiter’s complaint was the perfect self-own – the only 7 reactions you need to read

This woman nailed how badly male authors write female characters and everyone else joined in

Simply 13 Chris Grayling jokes to help take the edge off a long week

Nothing divides the nation quite like how much you like to toast your bread

The 25 best jokes of the week

Jacob Rees-Mogg warned of ‘right wing extremism’ if Brexit is delayed and it’s a glorious self-own

21 horribly relatable moments people realised they’d become their parents